Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022

Rodeo shrimp

A nickname for your best friend that has a blue truck that also lives in a farm

Hey *name*, you’re a rodeo shrimp!
No I’m not! I have a green truck!

by chasersl May 14, 2022

the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.

Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022

Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.

Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!

by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

trailer shrimp

Cockroaches. Especially the larger ones sometimes called "Waterbugs" by people who don't want to admit they have giant roaches.

Hey man, do you want to go over to Cletus's place? He said he was making dinner.

Hell no, that place is crawling with trailer shrimp.

by TrailerShrimp July 4, 2023

Lil Shrimp

name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk

She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp

by notexertine October 31, 2023