One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

You come to 墙角 stand

This is originally a Chinese saying. It is usually used when teachers scold students in class.It means” You go stand in the corner.”

Teacher: “ Why are you using your cell phone in my class? You come to 墙角 stand!”
Student:::Scared:::

by NotveryYan July 19, 2022

The Stands

The stands in a Baseball Development with 2 items. One thing from item A and one from item B. Item B being baseball and item A being The Stands.

I love to go watch Baseball in the stands.

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020