thomaschristain-sexual

2 really gay faggots who love anal

they are so thomaschristain-sexual

by myballfro July 24, 2011

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sexual creature

A person having a high sex drive, loathing to be touched, talked to, penetrated very sensually, a thirst like a vampire for blood.

Woman: I am a sexual creature, and he has no idea how to cure me.

Man: Wow!!! I can cure that. Ima need to buy a box of Magnums!

by PutaSatanica May 5, 2018

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Bye-Sexual

(adj.) Being single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have romantic / sexual feelings.

I haven't had a romantic relationship for so long, I think I am becoming a bye-sexual.

by ulaB September 11, 2019

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Sexual Casserole

When a man with smegma has sexual intercourse with a female who has Fuck butter causing a mix of "cheese" and "butter" with the consistency of a freshly baked casserole

Last night me and your mom made a sexual casserole

by M3diumWaffll3 March 12, 2019

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earth sexual

Where one fantasizes about the earth and wants to be one with it, and attempt to have intercourse with the planet

Dave: I think im an earth sexual..
jac: Why? did you try to fuck the earth or something?
Dave: Yes

by The_depresso_1 November 11, 2021

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A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.

Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man

by vonchris7 September 7, 2012

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