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Bye-Sexual

(adj.) Being single for so long that you don't even remember what it's like to have romantic / sexual feelings.
I haven't had a romantic relationship for so long, I think I am becoming a bye-sexual.
by ulaB September 11, 2019
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Sexual Casserole

When a man with smegma has sexual intercourse with a female who has Fuck butter causing a mix of "cheese" and "butter" with the consistency of a freshly baked casserole
by M3diumWaffll3 March 12, 2019
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Partial sexual

The person who didn't know which sexuality one have,in other words,he/she doesn't know if they are straight,gay/lesbian or bisexual. They are asexual before they find out their sexuality.
I have a partial sexuality.
by Anshi the vinci June 26, 2022
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Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
by vonchris7 September 7, 2012
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Cinco sexual

A person who likes boys, girls, gays, animals, and trees.
Jonah is so cinco sexual! I saw him still his peepee in a tree the other day!
by Cincosexual person October 23, 2018
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earth sexual

Where one fantasizes about the earth and wants to be one with it, and attempt to have intercourse with the planet
Dave: I think im an earth sexual..
jac: Why? did you try to fuck the earth or something?
Dave: Yes
by The_depresso_1 November 11, 2021
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sexual pendulum

A sexuality that is very fluid or fluctuates often.

Imagine two perpendicular lines. One of them is a continuum between 100% asexual one one end and 100% hypersexual on the other end. The other line is a continuum between strictly homosexual on one end and strictly heterosexual on the other end. Their sexual preference falls in random spots respective to those two lines, as if you were to dangle a pendulum above them and swing it in a circle.
Some days, Sally feels asexual, but other days she feels hypersexual. Sometimes she likes girls, sometimes she likes boys, sometimes she likes nonbinary people, sometimes she does not prefer either of the two nor anything in between. Sally labels her fluid sexuality as the sexual pendulum.
by precious little lamb January 27, 2016
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