if you're a Rachael, you probably have a slightly humongous obsession with twenty one pilots, harry potter, and the hunger games. you very much care when someone else has the same name as you. you try to avoid drama as much as possible. you're extremely awkward in every situation, especially when someone's asking for help. you read 24/7, but whenever you aren't reading, you're on your phone. you think you're the ugliest piece of trash alive, but you really are truly beautiful. you show way too much affection to book/movie characters than to real people. you are way different on the internet than you are in real life. grammar who? you probably can't tell the different between you're and your. if you're a Rachael, you more than likely suck at math. you want life advice? don't ask a Rachael.
"hey, i need help with my math homework, have any suggestions for who can help me?"
"well, anyone but Rachael, she got a 28 on her math final."
"well, anyone but Rachael, she got a 28 on her math final."
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