Pillow Cheese

The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.

Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.

by st31n3r January 04, 2022

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 15, 2019

Wisconsin Pillow

Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle

You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.

by DimethylDreamer August 02, 2023

Sallow Pillows

Posh slang for Saggy tits.

Oh gosh Tarquin, that aged dame 10 foot yonder certainly has some sallow pillows

by Jaffandjoof May 15, 2020

Pookie-pillow

Someone you have close relationship to and love as a pillow

I can't sleep, I'm missing my pookie-pillow

by totoroxi July 16, 2024

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 09, 2024

pillowing

to soften a conversation/discussion that is about to turn into a fight OR a fight dodged by a sweet comment.

Jane: Hey Max! Do you like my new hair?

Max: What about it?

Jane: Omg I can't believe you didn't realize!?
Max: Oh you died it blonde! You look beautiful as always my love.

Jane: Aww thanks babe.

Max thinking ("pheww... this is what I call pillowing. ")

by vasebolt12 March 02, 2020