pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

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Capitalist pig

Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.

In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"

by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023

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A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018

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Trentice Pig

A fat, ugly, slimy, slobbery, lying, thieving, cheating, greedy, greasy, smelly, puss oozing, rotten, no good bastard or bitch!! Usually referring to a man or woman who is so repulsive that not even words can describe how nasty he or she is.

Look at that "Trentice Pig" slobbering all over their self.

by jluke0412 May 6, 2014

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pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

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