Anti Slag Lock

When a girl is too tight to have sex

We went to have sex but her 'Anti Slag Lock' didn't let me inside her.

by GrannyShagger September 19, 2021

hem-lock

A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.

When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

Coldie Locks

A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.

It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.

Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"

by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024

snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.

I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%

by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023

Locked in alien

What is the next step in our operation

“Bro that alien was so locked in we have to start the operation now” locked in alien means aliens who have aura

by Brainrotking January 9, 2025

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024

We locked in

a commitment to each other, showing that you are dedicated to building a long-term relationship

Chad: are we locked in?

Brad: yes <3

by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024