Owen

A man that is cool and can sometimes joke around to much but is till a great friend

Man that is an Owen

by CVJH November 18, 2021

Owen

Owen is a weird kid who is immature. He tells a lot of jokes and likes old music. He is short and small and has brown hair. He makes fun of people a lot and doesn't show any feelings. He is annoying but fun to be around.

person 1: Owen is strange
person 2: omg i know he's so weird

by uat June 6, 2018

owen

95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.

Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.

Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.

by the craccen November 5, 2019

Owen

This boy has tripple layer cake and it jiggles like jello, you’ll never see a more caked up dude. an ass so prestigious even the gods fear such mass such power in one rear.

“Damn owen got an ass so phat it has its own gravitational pull.”

by Owens-ass-fanclub December 3, 2021

Owen

a manipulative ass. also the most charming and funny lad you’ll ever meet

Girl: omg owen is such an ass

by noahmiller? June 19, 2021

Owen

An Owen is usually quite a complicated dude. He tends to be very nice, amazing smile (usually has dimples) fairly handsome and could probably get any girl if he wanted to. However, an Owen almost always has its down sides. Owen often times is socially awkard and doesn't like to speak a whole lot all the time. He is seen as more of an introverted extrovert- meaning once you get to know him well enough, he is a great guy. When spoken to he doesn't always have a whole lot to say either. It becomes quite a plain conversation when speaking to an Owen (mostly due to his kindness). Despite his kindness, he also can tend to be quite inconsiderate towards others. Not really catching what should be said and shouldn't- causing others to either hate him or truly dislike him. He doesn't express his emotions a whole lot but even when he does, he has a hard time doing so. He is a great guy, but often times misunderstood because how he is as person.

Date an Owen.

Person 1: How was your day today?
Owen: It was good, just tired.

*end of conversation*

by ThisIsNotAnOwen November 24, 2021

Owen

The best bf you could ever get. He is so sweet and cute and is the best listener but most importantly, he makes the best jokes and has the most amazing sarcasm. He can make you feel better instantly by talking to him and is the best at making people smile. although he can be seen as hateful at times, he is extra kind to the people close to him. He is also the best at keeping secrets. I love him so much <3

his jokes are ALMOST as funny as Owens- not really though

by my.bf.is.awesome February 16, 2022