The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
by xxelmexx February 13, 2020
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
by MoistAndThrobbing December 22, 2017
by Johnny Tights November 30, 2017
When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.
by Daisy Chain for Satan January 13, 2024
Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...
by Herpahepagonnaphill November 13, 2020
Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
by bob7259 July 22, 2021
by Boom for Boomer December 02, 2022