the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.

you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

by nikki gregs October 9, 2008

square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend

Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.

We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.

Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!

by WhatDivaWants July 19, 2007

sponge bob square pants

trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!

by die April 27, 2003

square peg round hole

anal fisting. comes from the square knuckle shape of the fist not fitting up the ass

my gf is into some really kinky shit. last night she wanted me to square peg round hole her

by analplaya2 March 8, 2011

Times Square Dumpster Fire

When a large number of hobos, vagrants get together and piss and shit on everything in sight. Sometimes the public joins in.

There's that group of hobos running around doing a Times Square Dumpster Fire. Oh shit look Brendan is hammered at that bar and started his own personal Times Square Dumpster Fire.

by Kobrakys September 12, 2017

NK-47/"N" Squared

1."That fools about to be "N" Squared."
2."Hand me my "N" Squared yo."

1.The act of Nigger Nocking.(Ex. Beating up)
2.The item used to do the Nigger Nocking.(Also referred to as an NK-47)(Ex. Bat,Crowbar,Tire Iron,Wrench)

by Steamboat Willie November 4, 2004

back to square 1

you start the first high of many to go

kid wakes up with friend starts smoking...

kid1:damnnn im fuckin blown

kid2:ahhh mee too..back to square 1!

by killac_23 March 16, 2009