Nunes

When somebody gets paralysed by somebody opening there fist when fisting.

What happened to her? Nunes.

by Jac0b. March 2, 2019

Nude n' dash

When a hot guy talks to you and acts friendly, but as soon as you send him a nude he stops messaging you at all.

Person A: "do you still talk to ____?"
Person B: "he used to talk to me and I thought he liked me. But then when I sent him a pic he just stopped messaging me."
Person A: "...the nude n' dash"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

NUDE SCREENER

A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking

A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body

"Hey will you screen my nudes?"
"Yeah man, I'll be your NUDE SCREENER, send em over."

by Blinko345 April 1, 2019

Nudecular Deterrent

When two individuals possess nudes of each other, assuring any leakage of one parties nudes to the public will result in a retaliatory leakage, aka mutually assured humiliation.

Person 1: Are you sure sending nudes to them was a good idea? I heard they put their ex's nudes in a group chat.
Person 2: Psssssshhhh don't worry they won't. They know I'd just leak out their nudes. I got that nudecular deterrent!

by InnocuousDude November 15, 2019

Nunesing

Spreading the propaganda of hostile foreign governments.

In her opening statement, Dr. Hill warned of the dangers of nunesing conspiracy theories about Ukraine.

by Ugotta B. Kiddinme November 26, 2019

Nunes

A unit of measurement pertaining to how far up Putin's ass someone is.

McConnell would probably be around 12 Nunes, simply due to his importance in the Senate and his clear alliance with Russian propaganda.

by Yaaarrrggghhh December 3, 2019

nude syndrome

The person with this disease needs nudes from partner or the will die

Babe the doctor said I have Nude syndrome!
Ok, I’ll send some and videos right now.

Thank you are a life saver. I love you!

by Dr. G Johnson October 24, 2019