"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.
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by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022
Get the ur mum mug.A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
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by Nadyak August 7, 2022
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She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
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