Mason

Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.

They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.

Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!

Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!

Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓

Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu

by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023

under-mayonaised

What you would call a sandwich that, when bitten into, you realize has a disappointingly small portion of mayonnaise.

Person 1: "I was really excited to eat this sandwich, but I just realized it was under-mayonaised."

Person 2: "Man... that's rough.

by pmormr September 29, 2014

sick mason

A reference to a cool person/trick

"I got a 3 pointer in basketball" " aw sick mason! "

by Dardyboi6921 May 20, 2016

Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017

zachary mason

a red headed man who looks like ron weasly when he was in 2nd grade, uses dip and goes to school expecting a blow job from a girl with big tits anf a pha ass

Zachary mason is hawt

by emo daddy senpai August 4, 2017

catherine mason

UR A SHORT FUCK! but not as short as a piersanti. unlike a piersanti catherine mason full sends

catherine mason is a toe

by catherine mason May 25, 2018

evan mason

A fucking cunt

You- "Hey EVAN MASON"

The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"

by Succy_memes May 25, 2018