upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008

machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.

His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart

by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011

machinimating

The act of creating a piece of machinima

Burnie was machinimating for those guys. What quality work!

by Paul Conley February 3, 2007

Machine

A word that is at once Chinese, French, and English
Machine ~ Ma Chine = My China
A patriotic code word used among the most esoteric

Yeah, China had the most gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics. #Machine!!!

by HeyCatchThis December 30, 2019

Macho-histrionics

The chaotic and aggressive dysregulation that occurs when some adult males are asked to comply with a very simple mask-wearing policy.

"Some meat-head wigged out at the bank when they asked him to wear a mask; I'm so sick of their macho-histrionics."

by N.E. Ologism December 28, 2021

Glitter Machine

Machine that shoots glitter everywhere

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.

by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010

washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017