Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)

Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude

by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017

developer minecraft

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!

by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017

Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.

1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)

by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

Minecraft airpods

To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!

I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

Minecraft

A game that was wonderful and fully rejected by Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton: I want to play this "Minecraft'' thing.

Later
Mad Isaac: WHAT THE F**K THIS IS REJECTABLE, I CHOPPED A TREE AND IT'S NOT FALLING!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.

Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon

by what kinda name is soap May 18, 2023