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Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.
Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"
by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011
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I'm KSI

JJ: I'm KSI
girl: *swipes right*
by Hamano March 3, 2021
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Taco Del M'arse

Diarrhea, gas, butt sauce, butt rust, "bad butt," or any other form of lower-intestinal turbulance caused by eating at Taco Del Mar restaurant.
Dude #1: Yo', man, what's that smell?! Did something just DIE?!
Dude #2: Sorry, bro'. I ate a bean burrito for lunch, and it gave me Taco Del M'arse.
by Snoop Bobb January 12, 2010
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M.H.S

M.H.S is an acronym related to gaming which means Minecraft Herobrine Survival. Dumb little kids use this as a quick way to ask their friends to play that particular game mode with them.
"Hey Joey! Wanna play M.H.S on pocket edition?"

"What the heck does that mean Brandon?"

"Minecraft Herobrine Survial you big dummy!"
by Regab February 7, 2019
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i'm bored

what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.

Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960

Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.
by Kevin1212 January 27, 2007
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I'm down, cow!

A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.
Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?

Person 2: I'm down, cow!
by Braveskid July 27, 2011
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It's okay, I'm a doctor!

The single most reassuring phrase you can say, just before or after something stupid is going to happen or has happened.

Whether or not it's true is a different story
"Hrm...I don't know if I should try and jump over this moving car..."

"It's okay, I'm a doctor!"

"Allright, that's all I needed to hear!"
by tehx02 June 29, 2009
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