Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

by Lyndsay_708 April 23, 2006

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz August 6, 2008

M.C. Dat Hoe

To bake a batch of homemade mac and cheese (or u can use box if ur cheap)and get the lady of ur choice to join you. Then spread the mac and cheese all over her ass and begin to do it from the back...once u get done u spread ur dick all over her ass (u can thump if u want) and slam it back in her mouth...

Mane i went back to Rakiesha's place last nite and M.C. Dat Hoe to da bone...she loved it too and even wanted me to go back for seconds.

by bassador October 10, 2006

Directed by M. Night Shymalan

A phrase used to point out a major twist in a film, conversation, or story.

The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.

It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.

Person A: "...and then it turned out that he was actually a transsexual midget standing on another midget's shoulders."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."

by cheekytriangle July 7, 2011

I'm not afraid to die

You too? Damn....

The feeling you get when you're so depressed you dont even care if you die

Bill - man, you okay? You didn't even flinch!
Me - man I'm sorry I'm not afraid to die

by Donkey__tonkey__honkeyhonkey February 7, 2021