Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Lock N' Drop

When you take you bitches arms behind her while fucking her then right as your about to cum, you pull out, flip her over, get on top, and eat out will she takes the load of cum.

As me and your mom cuckold in front of your dad, I tried to Lock N' Drop her.

by ploxmager January 16, 2014

Caps Lock Excited

The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.

1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.

by Los Pro April 4, 2014

Lover's Lock

When you and your crush/bf/gf lock eye sight. Your heart can skip a beat or beat faster.

Crush: if he lover's lock with you you a lot that means he loves you!

by Lover gurllllll April 29, 2014

wiener lock

A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.

aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!

by ducks114 September 16, 2014

Chat Lock-In

A chat lock-in is a situation where a person locks you into a one-way conversation where they proceed to tell you every detail of whatever comes to their mind without letting you add to the conversation or politely end the conversation.

Once in a chat lock-in it is very difficult to end the conversation and you must find or invent new and enhanced methods to escape this lock-in.

Get away. Get away as fast as you can.

Person one: Huwww boy, what a day.

Person two: Really, what makes you say that?

<commence chat lock-in>

Person one: <Proceeds to talk endlessly about subjects which are vaguely related to your original question>

by Cogarius October 13, 2014

mama lock

When you hug a person around their arms and upper torso so tight they can't move. Typically used as a form of endearment.

Bae started ticklin me so I put her in a mama lock.

by EUROBESE November 16, 2014