Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023

Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.

Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.

by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024

Steak Lunch

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.

"Hey, is Eric coming?"

"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."

by gravylegs January 19, 2009

Hot Lunch

A hot lunch is a child who is born to two parents following their divorce. In order for that child to be considered a hot lunch, the parents must have at one time been married and be separated or divorced at the time the child is conceived. A hot lunch is essentially the opposite of a bastard.

My friend Nicola is a hot lunch her parents divorced and then they had after they were separated.

by #urmomshouse September 22, 2023

Lunch cuck

A person who did not bring money to an outing assuming they will be paid for however, only to watch food or drink be made and not participate in its consumption

She assumed they’d pay for her but it looks like the passenger princess is a lunch cuck today.

by Sellyoursoulforapotatochip October 20, 2023

sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017