by YourAuldWan June 1, 2019
Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes June 8, 2012
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
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by QuacksO January 1, 2020
A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him
Kelly Cartwright is bald
by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022
She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person
by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022
Can you believe he stole from his parents, lives off his girlfriends family an blames her for his bad decisions? That guys such a Kelly Barnett it's unbelievable.
If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
If people labeled me as a Kelly Barnett id do the world a favor and off myself so my bloodline ends.
by SparkTheJ March 7, 2020
kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019