Keyzure

A keyzure is an event when you are typing and suddenly your keyboard has a seizure. It's like when you meant to say "Hi my friend' and says 'Hu my feiend" instead. Synonym:Typo

I hate Keyzures. They make people think i don't know how to spell.

by jojojoshjoshjheojheo January 24, 2015

keyboard poop

The product of writing nonsense to post online due to keyboard diarrhea!

Most of these posts are just keyboard poop!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

bobo keys

Going crazy, to beat up

Bitch stepped on ma air forces and I went bobo keys on his ass.

by JWEEZEY January 27, 2004

Keyvan

People whose have the name”keyvan” are very powerful and sexy.in iran most of the girls want to have a relationship with a “keyvan”

Girls in iran:what the fuck.look at that keyvan.he is gorgeous.i want to fuckin marry him.and then she chase keyvan to catch him

by Testless August 16, 2018

keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse

My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting

by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017

Keyboard Cat

A little fluffy ginger cat which can play the keyboard. It was popular on the internet in early 2008, 2010 and later.

The keyboard cat is a cute meme

by Dropped My Idiot September 5, 2017

cockblocking keyboard

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011