Jesus Ponies

Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"

Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies

Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs

Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!

Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?

Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.

by chunk norris December 3, 2010

Jesus freak

One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.

by Gnatcicle January 27, 2014

touchdown jesus

A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.

Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.

Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!

by Hipponater September 9, 2006

Jesus pox

genital warts

My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.

by dinger finger October 19, 2010

Jesus Terminator

The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.

Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!

by Ditno June 6, 2011

jesus toast

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

by jesustoasted March 18, 2008

got Jesus

When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.

The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.

by xi_32 February 16, 2009