Jake Paul

Someone who is overly egotistical and records everything in his life

Person: I slept so well last night.
Jake Paul: I know I did because I vlogged it.
Person: You’re such a jake Paul

by LiamAdams December 27, 2018

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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.

Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.

by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018

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Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

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jake and jade

Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.

I wish i could have a jake and jade relationship

by Doublejjthreat May 22, 2018

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