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hot johnathan 

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.
Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan
hot johnathan by Pong water September 5, 2019

Bisexual Jonathon 

Bisexual Jonathon, or Jon for short is reserved, thoughtful, and kind. He has a odd personality and likes anime, weed, his family, and sex. In fact he is quite the sex addict and will turn everyone around him into a kinky bitch. He is tall, but not clumsy. His hands are very attractive.
Bisexual Jonathon, did you hear me?” He replies; “No.” “yes” “what did you say” “I wasn’t thinking about anything”.

Jonnathan 

You punched me in my jonnathan
Jonnathan by Cunexttuesdat June 6, 2018

jonathon byers 

Jonathan Byers a guy who sleeps with Steve Harrington’s girlfriends and takes picture of them while they are sleeping
Person1: I slept with someone’s girlfriend

Person2: you are such a Jonathan Byers

Jonathon Byers being defined

Jonathon 

Jonathon is a great human being who can make friends with almost everyone, he is into technology and somehow manages to get hurt in every sport, he is amazing to everyone but doesn’t realize how important he is.
Be like jonathon he is cool, and pet a girl named Sarah her reaction will be funny.
Jonathon by Immmapotatoe May 24, 2019

jonathong 

Having or containing a 3XL-4XL thong that is tight around your croch or head. Soon to be a famous brand.
Dude, you have a jonathong on your head!!
jonathong by t3rd December 6, 2006