THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole June 3, 2011

jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys

i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.

by james thurmus July 11, 2003

jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.

jizz and tonic

by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

T Jizz

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.

Hey T Jizz!! What's up?

by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

Über Jizz

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.

I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009