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jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.
by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009
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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
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Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)
"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong
by Jizzanary November 17, 2017
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jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
by james thurmus July 11, 2003
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jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.
by dai low 2 June 14, 2009
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T Jizz

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009
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Jizz Wizard

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*
by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016
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