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Michael Jackson 

Genius, simply pure genius.. a man who didn't deserve the media's corruption and a man who will go down in history as The King Of Pop.
"Hey Barbara, remember Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah.. he was damn amazing.. i'll tell you that!"
Michael Jackson by TheBrine May 17, 2010

Michael Jackson Syndrome 

A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.
Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?

michael jackson 

The King of Pop. His album Thriller, released back in 1982, is the best selling album of all time, selling over 104 million copies world wide. He is also the King of Dance.
Michael Jackson holds the record for best selling album of all time.

samuel jackson 

They would have let Jackson say, "may the Force be with you motherfucker!" If Episode 1 wasn't a homorific kiddie-cartoon load.
samuel jackson by r00fles April 24, 2003

Michael Jackson 

A talented dancer, singer and humanitarian who is widely misunderstood due to his affection for children.
Often referred to as the Gloved One, or the King of Pop.
Has produced the best-selling album in the world, Thriller, as well as many hit singles. Known for his dance moves, including the Moonwalk.
Michael Jackson is seen to be either a pedophile by the ignorant, or a child trapped in a man's body by the psychological analyzers.
Sadly, Michael is now more well-known for his personal life rather than his extraordinary achievements in the entertainment business.
Common misconceptions include:
Michael hates his initial race, so he bleaches his skin.
Michael is a pedophile who likes to touch little boys.
Michael is now a woman.

All of these are simply the press taking advantage of a mega-celebrity. Michael has vitiligo, a disease that affects the pigmentation of one's skin and causes bright white spots to appear in random patches all over the body.
If one were to read the reliable information available regarding the molestation court case, one would realize that is wasn't even remotely possible for MJ to be guilty of the crimes which he was accused.
Michael Jackson also, despite what one might consider a feminine appearance, very much an amazing and talented man. He oozes a starry presence noticed by all around him.

Michael is a compassionate human being whose sincerity has been misinterpreted as inappropriate.

Goes to show our world is going to pot.
Sue: Have you seen Michael's performance at Moetown 25?

Jill: Yeah!!! It was awesome, everyone was singing and dancing along!

Loser: Eew, Michael Jackson?? What a fag!!

Sue and Jill: Get a life, you tabloid addict. Michael is where it's at.
Michael Jackson by Tyronian January 14, 2008

National Percy Jackson day 

National Percy Jackson day is October 8th. To celebrate, draw a trident on your forearm.
Me: Did you know its National Percy Jackson day?

Person A: Yeah! I drew a trident on my forearm to celebrate.