Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

Ho Ho-ing

A form of Nervous or excited laughter. Namely the sound you make when something surprises, excites or alarms you. A kind of Hoh hoh sound.

I was enjoying filming the wind & rain getting heavier and suddenly there was an almighty flash. And I started Ho Ho-ing.

by Chester Hope Rivers October 23, 2022

Raja-ing

The action of ejaculating all over a woman's face, especially her eyes.

"What a girl, she is so beautiful."
"Such wonderful eyes...Yeah man, I would do some Raja-ing with her"
"Dude, what, no..."

by muma9125 December 12, 2016

june-ing

june-ing is a word that means, "doing things that are difficult"

Person 1: "I just had an exhausting day at basketball"
Person 2: "good job june-ing"

by Lenny12duoa January 27, 2023

Dufresne-ing

When the beauty of something, particularly art, music, or the humanities overwhelms your reasoning. Popularized be the beefy gas boys chat group in reference to the scene in Shawshank Redemption when Andy Defresne ignores his own safety to play opera for the inmates.

I was Dufresne-ing at the museum the other day, I forgot to eat lunch or drink water all afternoon.

by OL Ghost November 20, 2025

bonsai-ing

When you tend to a relationship in order to keep expectations and situation the same (as opposed to cultivating and nourishing a relationship). A bonsai-ing relationship will stay exactly the same.

Are you guys getting serious? Hopefully not, I am bonsai-ing.

by Bonsaimaster October 14, 2018

Contiki-ing

To briefly search the world wide web. To get in quickly, take a few photos and get out again.

Man: Hey dude, were you contiki-ing just then?
Dude: Yeah man, I just needed to check google images.

by Scotty Dog August 28, 2008