Ham Slam

A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.

Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.

by Sylinashi August 17, 2022

Whole Ham

Sexual intercourse with a woman that includes everything- pussy, ass and mouth.

Southern based rappers, Mystikal & Soulja Slim, made reference to this phrase in the song, "I'll Pay For It."

"He said he keeps coming back for more because I go whole ham for him."

"Robin doesn't hesitate, she loves goin whole ham for me."

"Don't be vanilla, go whole ham on him."

by brwnbayouchik November 20, 2011

Taylor Ham

The wrong name for Pork Roll.

I can't believe some people refer to Pork Roll as Taylor Ham, I guess more people are dropped as babies than I thought.

by IHaveSevenNipples May 20, 2021

Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

by Crowington May 28, 2020

Warm Hams

Slang for Fists, used when describing punching or hitting

I'm going to give that guy a couple of warm hams if he don't shut up!

by Robin Higgins October 2, 2007

Ham lake

A shitty little town in Minnesota commonly know as pork pond they only thing in this town is a gas station and a hole in wall cafe called the dead ox

Ham lake what a shitty town

by Pork pond kid February 1, 2017