When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.
"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025
When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.
by deeznutz123456 June 30, 2011
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by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023
Boat guy that plays in waters off the Baja coast....not to smart but smart enough to make a pirate grin and the ladies flash their teeth.
by Capt. Benito March 10, 2017
Man that queef smells like it cam out of a Hairy Hamilton!
Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!
Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!
by DJ D-Money March 16, 2011
by Boots and puss May 27, 2016