girlfriend menu

The salads and light foods at a restaurant (usually fast food) known for its unhealthy menu.

I'm on a diet, can we go somewhere that has a girlfriend menu?

by Madam Presiding September 1, 2015

Girlfriend-In-law

Your boyfriend's other girlfriend (or multiple girlfriends).

I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".

by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you will never get.

„Oh that's Tom's girlfriend? I can't relate.“

James: „I wish I had a girlfriend“
Michael: „What‘s that?“

by simplyaw August 1, 2020

Girlfriend

something that you will never have

i want a girlfriend

by Girlfreind February 22, 2021

.girlfriendmf

A tiktoker that got banned 3 times for no reason and twisted there ankle

.girlfriendmf is an odor

by .girlfriendmf June 29, 2021

Girlfriend

The thing we all dream of having.

Me: "man i wanna have a girlfriend."

Every male on earth: "same."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Mad Girlfriend

Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand

“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”

by JFWodfather March 6, 2015