Too Government

Whence one is excessively and formatively bureaucratic in his or her ideal nature for their own goodwill and life.

Dude 1: Wait, what's a dog doing in the state security office?
Dude 2: He's the local dog, he's simply Too Government for us.

by ElectricPhoenix99 February 5, 2026

Crony Government

An administration staffed by personal loyalists and business partners rather than qualified professionals. Key positions go to donors, old classmates, relatives, and allies from the private sector. Policy is made in golf club conversations and dinner parties, not cabinet meetings or public consultations. It's governance as a favor exchange—a system where access matters more than expertise, and loyalty is rewarded with power. Crony government is the executive branch of the crony state, where the line between private interest and public office disappears.

Example: "The new cabinet included the president's college roommate as energy minister, his largest donor as treasury secretary, and his son-in-law as ambassador. Crony government: hiring for loyalty, not competence."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Stable Government

Something that will never exist in America

Our country does not have a stable government.

by wordynerdgirl April 4, 2025

Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.

Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.

by vibegov April 19, 2025

i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night

Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!

by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017

on-the-goers

someone who likes to use VR porn on the go

I'm on a road trip with my family and they decided to be on-the-goers.

by Jack Zombie October 12, 2017

People's Government

A phrase used to initially infer the inclusion of everyone in the actions of the state before slowly admitting "oh, we didn't mean you" and then it is used to justify the actions of the state. Current examples include China (Central People's Government), a soviet backed occupation of Lithuania (People's Government of Lithuania) , soviet backed client state in northern Iran (Azerbaijan People's Government ) and the United Kingdom (People's Government)

My name is Boris. I am the leader of the People's Government of the United Kingdom. <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of Britain <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of England. It is the will of the people to rebuild hadrian's wall and Offa's Dyke and we are not paying for it.

by Grandfather Flump December 14, 2019