Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020

German corn dog

When you put a wooden stick down a man's urethra and eat the corn from his ass while holding the stick.

Walter was hungry so I gave him a german corn dog.

by Jason mcgregor March 5, 2021

German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

by EinsMalte September 20, 2022

Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.

The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)

by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

german house music

Noun: a nickname for a blow job

Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis

She hates to make German house music.

by FreeOJ November 29, 2019