2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 17, 2020

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 12, 2018

International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)

Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

February national grab ass month

This is a whole month of grabbing ass. Go crazy!!

Alex: is it February?
Nathen:it is
Alex:that means it’s February national grab ass month , I’m going to grab vivennes ass

by Thayoungroyall February 04, 2025

National grab thighs day

On January 30th grab thighs girl or boy

Hey its national grab thighs day you gotta grab that girls thighs over there

by Dakota Canada January 30, 2020

National grab boobs day

National grab boobs day on 13th feb:) have fun

Leo I just grabber 14 girls boobs. I love national grab boobs day!

by Fuck me plis April 12, 2018