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National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!
Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?

Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday
by daddys daughter June 27, 2020
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the grabbing

when a parent grabs their child's phone while they show their parent something on it. it's usually accompanied by them either scrolling, asking "what/who is that?", and/or them not giving the intended reaction
child: hey, mom look at this meme walks over to mother
mom: okay, honey. grabs phone
child: it's funny, right?
mom: begins swiping i don't see what's funny

child: later yeah, my mom did the grabbing today. she almost saw a picture with a swear, she would've flipped.
by max quigley July 9, 2020
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National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.
by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020
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penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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Grab ass july

In July boys get to grab girls asses without any consequences in payback for kick dick day
by Grab ass july October 2, 2020
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Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD
Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!
by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020
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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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