forced illegal dispach

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway
by jervik driver August 27, 2003
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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 07, 2025
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Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.
by kdizzledeluxe June 08, 2018
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forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 09, 2010
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Blunt Force Trauma

An injury that's severe
A Stoner, Jedi and Surgeon walked into a bar.

They caused Blunt Force Trauma
by December 19, 2024
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Force Multiplier

A re-purposed military term used in its new context to describe a particular cuisine or article of food that greatly increases the urge to poop, or increases the time spent pooping.
"Man, I love this Chinese Buffet, but it's a real force multiplier on the ol' colon."

"How was the BBQ?"
"The ribs were epic, but oof"
"Force Multiplier?"
"You know it, dude."
by Goose 55 June 09, 2011
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Mega Force

Mega Forces are the way of life. They are your first thought in the morning and you live your life from Mega Force to Mega Force. It's the purest energy drink known to mankind manufactured by a Dutch company "refresco benelux".
Oh how I crave you my dear Mega Force
by ratherfancyfeller December 19, 2023
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