If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

Hood Fit

This means "I'm good, have everything I need" if someone offers you ganja or other recreational substances. Fit for operating in tha 'hood: Hood fit (- credit V.L., OH)

"You need me to send you a big bud of this new crop?"

"No thanks Homie, I'm hood fit for now."

by DaDawson August 7, 2023

crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?

Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

fye fit

A fire outfit 🔥 Usually used to compliment someone’s exceptional outfit.

“Hey, fye fit 🔥🔥🔥🔥”

by adrienn September 15, 2023

luhcalm fit

When someone has a good fit but there mega obiest

Did you see Qandale he has such a luhcalm fit!

by Ohio sigma 44 September 19, 2023

Kentucky Fitting Room

A place a guy or girl can go to try on socks and suck cocks

Kyle: "Chads going to outlet mall tomorrow"
Jacob: "probably gonna hit a kentucky fitting room"
Kyle: " oh, im sure, i swear he cuts holes in his socks on purpose.

by back door betty September 21, 2023

fit is peak

When someone's fit is peak, they are very well-dressed and/or groomed.

A fit can be peak both if it is casual but clean or if it is formal and well-fitting.

Have you seen Jaime today? He has his hair gelled back and matched his belt to his shoes; that fit is PEAK, man.

Cassie's in a hoodie and khakis, and lord is that fit peak.

by King UwU Bean September 26, 2023