February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

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February 20

If you are born on February 20, just know you are the baddest bitch in town... You care about what people do and say about you but you act as if you don't give a fuck. You are a legend

Bad Bitch 1: Hey I heard its Andy's bday
Bad bitch 2: Yh, I mean he is the baddest bitch in town, he's born on February 20 so like...

by That one Badass Bitch Periodtt July 27, 2022

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February 19

The sexiest man named paul was born on this day

Person 1 :When was your birthday
Paul : February 19
Person 1 : Oh makes sense

by Bahdest bih June 14, 2022

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February -0th is national 'Noclip Day'. Everyone on February -0th has to noclip. Too bad humanity hasn't vanished yet. This is because the event cannot occur due to it being on the -0th day in February.

Person 1: "Hey guys, it's February -0th. You know what that means!"

by The Guy Stuck in Level Eleven November 3, 2022

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