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hag's fag

A) A heterosexual male whose social activities primarily revolve around platonic relationships with multiple females and engaging in stereotypically feminine activities with said females. Although rarely exhibiting effeminate behaviors themselves, the hag’s fag is often considered to be “one of the girls” by the social group, and is noteworthy for being the sole male in a clique of all females.

B) A male who ends up becoming a female’s platonic best friend (often a cock tease) in a desperate and quixotic bid to become romantically linked to said female. Typical signs of hag’s-fagship include: withdrawal from everyday social activities to devote more time and energy to the partner, overly-chivalrous, hyper-affectionate, protective, doting, and tacky “romantic comedy” behavior directed at the female partner (i.e. being “the nice guy”), frequent partaking in “dating” activities with the female partner without the prospect of getting laid, delusions that the sexual “promised land” is just around the corner, lying and exaggerating about sexual encounters with the partner to peers, and mistaken beliefs by peers that the hag’s fag and the partner are romantically linked. While hag’s fags may engage in some low-level sexual activities with their partners (petting, handholding, sleepovers, hugging, kissing), these typically tend to be limited to the initial stages of the relationship and rarely progress beyond.

C) Any male who is repeatedly strung along by a female cock tease.
1. He is such a hag's fag! Does have any male
Friends?

2. I dropped over 100 bucks on that B and she still hasn’t put out. Not even a kiss! Fuck this. I’m definitely not interested in being her hag’s fag.
by Dean_Jungmin October 14, 2012
mugGet the hag's fagmug.

Fag Burp

the process of one guy swallowing another guys sperm and burping into their face. It can also be a name you call a friend as a joke.
I was with Tom last night and he Fag burped into my face, it was awesome
by CaptainFitter July 8, 2011
mugGet the Fag Burpmug.

Degen fag

Short for degenerate faggot. This is a more controversial form of homosexuality in which the whole emphasis of it is based around the inability to land a female. Such as being too socially incompetent ,unable to properly care for their own health/body properly or just becoming to desperate to attempt it with females. Degen fags are often shamed and harassed for their desperate take on homosexuality rather than a more standard homophilic approach thus leading to the belief of homophobia being the reasons for this. Common characteristics, but not mandatory to the degen fag category is that they feel attracted to females body but not their personality. They don’t find med physically attractive but their equally gendered mind makes them more suitable for sex and partnership to degen fags. An exception is usually the penis as not liking penises would make it hard to pass as gay. There dream partners physiology is often described as a someone with intersex condition, aka futanari or futa and therefore probably is into futa as porn category.
Mr. X is such a degen fag, he’s just too desperate these days.

Your such a degen fag.
Why?
Cause you only do men cause you can’t get women!
by HerbanLee August 8, 2022
mugGet the Degen fagmug.

Fag Beard

A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.
Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018
mugGet the Fag Beardmug.

Burning a fag

Person 1: Did you see that year 7 in Manny last night innit?

Person 2: No what did she do?
Person 1: Head master caught her burning a fag
by gggyo January 13, 2020
mugGet the Burning a fagmug.

lobster fag

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
by Lord Mango May 15, 2018
mugGet the lobster fagmug.

Fag Stack

A straight guy who has lots of gay guy friends.
"Like three of Steve's best friends are gay, he's a total fag stack."
by shelby_18 May 17, 2009
mugGet the Fag Stackmug.

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