Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.

Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth May 1, 2021

Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.

Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!

by Adrena March 19, 2011

fanny full of rice

A aisan woman that annoys you

Oh shes a fanny full of rice

by Dawggurl October 11, 2022

Johnnys and Fannys

A man or a woman who, based on their talent(s), becomes a success; especially in the movie or music industry.

Those Johnnys and Fannys are shooting stars and will make it to the big time at last.

It's all well and good that the TV/film and music industry desires more diversity however it is also for the best not to overlook all of the struggling johnnys and fannys.

-MisterSmithIt

by MisterSmithIt May 24, 2017

fanny vinegar

The female equivalent to the male vinegar stroke.

Gertrude's fanny vinegar was dripping from her as I finger blasted her to orgasm

by Dingly doo May 21, 2021

Mint Fanny

the name given to a girl who sticks toothbrushes up her thing

Person 1: Did you hear about Emma
Person 2: Don’t you mean mint fanny

by Skrtskrtskrt April 10, 2019

fanny huggers

Fanny huggers are a tight fitting piece of clothing which in essence hug the rear end of a homosexual male or a whore of a woman.

"Hey, did you see the fanny huggers mitch was wearing last night?"
"Yeah I did, but check out that one over there you can see her cameltoe through those fanny huggers."

by enoryt February 28, 2015