Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan

Wow, I also Jamie Evans

by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020

Evan

The name Evan to me means, a kind, loving,caring, amazing person

Hey Evan did you know your name means A great person

Oh really that’s cool

by Skeet and Yeet December 5, 2019

Evan

A really cool person

Your really Evan

by lahbfj February 9, 2023

Evan

the horniest man alive. mr steal your girl.

Watch your girlfriend around evan.

by big baller 123 November 22, 2021

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023