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Emily is one of a kind. It would be hard to compare her to a purple pear shaped donut. But you can compare her to Dory (from "Finding Nemo") She's a fine piece of artwork to be a fish. She likes to be creative and inventive, she also really enjoys spreading the vaseline bottle on herself, wrapping herself up in glad wrap and pretend to be a snail.
Person 1: OMG i think i just saw a snail
Person 2: dude that was an Emily

Person 1: it looks like a Dory-Snail
Person 3: my name is Taylor R****** and i have a lot of feelings
by mr.mysterious (so serious) October 21, 2012
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this girl means no harm but is a complete tool. shes hilarious in her own way and belongs in a mental home, shes mad and immature and she will influence you to act like her quite alot but all her friends love her because of those reasons. your friendship group is nothing without an emily
'woah some girl just freak attacked me.. she must an emily'

'our friendship group is so boring, we need a emily!'
by fanofemilys.com123 October 13, 2011
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she's fucking obsessed with green day and she calls billie joe armstrong daddy and she calls her friends at midnight crying about how much she loves green day
by pxzzaqueen January 4, 2017
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A girl who is so fucking annoying! She can’t get her fucking thing out of her ass! She’s so horny over this one boy on a group chat! She likes to suck her dogs penis!
Person-WOW that EMILY person is so fucked up and so FUCKING ANNOYING
by Shyandnndhdbdj November 11, 2018
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a really smelly girl that pulls up her pants so high you smell them fish lips from a mile away
what’s that stench? it’s fish emily’s fish
by squeaktheodore July 23, 2019
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Emilie might be the dumbest person on earth
Why is Emilie so dumb
by who is dumb September 21, 2020
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likes to be on top. makes the people underneath groan with pleasure. loves white beanies. fast undresser. wears those retarded shark tshirts all the time. thats pretty much her life.
by gingerspice777 December 31, 2009
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