bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Breath Eating

Breath Eating is when you're trying to eat something but you have a cold and can't breath through your nose so you have to breath through your mouth while you try to eat.

Guy 1: *gasps for air with nacho in mouth
Guy 2: Are you breath eating again?
Guy 1: Yea, and i can hardly breathe!

by MariOG June 30, 2016

box eating

The act of eating out a vagina, common lesbian term.

"Seems like I'll be doing some box eating tonigh ;)"

by Bannana Bean June 2, 2016

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong

Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!

by Kev mil April 21, 2017

Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

car eating

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home

Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry

by Wyates5 July 26, 2017