Auzz Disorder

Having trouble dealing with daily situations and not being able to cope normally

“i can’t concentrate because i have an Auzz Disorder”

by Dr hemphis PHD February 24, 2023

big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

Psychotic Disorder

A disorder that causes the human mind to lose connections with reality and experience symptoms such as: Hallucinations, experiencing sound or voices that are not real, and believing nonsense speeches that is not real.

1: I feel like my brain is broken, I keep seeing these things and I do not know the cause of it.
2: You probably have Psychotic Disorder.
1: What do I do to stop it?
2: You can get therapy, that's how I got rid of mine.

by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023

disorder

A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.

I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!

by Casabear January 24, 2023

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media

"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023

by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023

Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023