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detention

a school punishment, whereby a student is detained for a certain period of time. in detention, you might write lines, clear gum from under the table, read, write an essay, or stare out of the window whilst regretting what you had done to get detention in the first place. why might i get detention? cheating, talking, laughing, chewing gum, eating in class, throwing things around the room etc.

stay out of that detention room. its not fun. take my word for it.
teacher- i have had enough you’ve just bought yourself 2 months of after school detention!
student- not again sirr
teacher-would you like one more?

student- no
teacher- what was that?
student- no…sir
by iconic queen goes dancing August 7, 2023
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Dementioning

When a person (Frances) speaks on an event that never even happened
When Frances opened her dementioning mouth earlier this week about someone telling her to carry her 4 pound golf bag 20 feet to the golf carts.
by Realnom August 27, 2023
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Defecation of Character

When someone is talking shit about you.
I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.
by Smart as... April 25, 2024
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Devonition

The definition of Devonition is Devon being the definition of Devon.
by PetitePsychic February 25, 2025
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dementioner

Someone who is most likely going to become a future dementia patient. Can also mean someone who doesn’t really care about anything to remember the little things
“She is forgot that my birthday was today. She is such a dementioner”
by SerenaAngelonia March 8, 2025
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Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.
Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.
by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025
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Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
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