no im dirty dan

no im dirty dan

person 1: im dirty dan
person 2: no im dirty dan

by lol ur mom gay123087 August 20, 2021

Lieutenant Dan Houdini

The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.

by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018

dan hao ha

mao reincarnated

dan hao ha: i am mao
chinese man: praise be mao

by Masskedd May 27, 2019

steely-dan deal

a score,a bargain, purchasing something for a fraction of the actual cost. Acquiring something legitimately that resembles stealing

Damn dude, that was a steely-dan deal bro. you defiantly came up on that one.

by olivia arthur May 13, 2004

Dan TDM

A YouTuber the films videos such as Minecraft and other video games. Also a name for a person who’s butt has a Surface area of more than 1000 in for example Kim Kardashian is a Dan Tdm

That persons butthole is so big they must be a Dan TDM

by Bsnabsbsn May 17, 2018

Dan Lay syndrome

(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.

Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?

Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!

Guy #1: ...well, fuck.

by Too many anons November 9, 2011

North Van Dan

A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.

An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.

by Da Big Cheeze April 6, 2005