Like what the fuck are you crying for? I'm actively dying and you have to not get raw dogged by every fat cock cock you meet? People you don't actually care about have to... Go be to their own country? What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. You have to on some level know that you are both delusional and bad, right?
😭 "I'm still the good one. I'm still the good one. They'll see how right I was. I'm still the good one. It wasn't me. I was just the economy. It wasn't me. I'm still the good one." 😭
Hym "Really, you are crying and shit. Like, I'm dying. Not crying. YOU... Aren't persuasive enough to win an election... You don't feel like you have to persuade anyone."
😭 "But the misogyny! And the racism!"
Hym "You aren't reasonable on those topics... Like... AT ALL... I told you... That what you were doing... Was not working... And then I told you want to do... To avoid this outcome... And now you're crying... You have to know that you're some kind of retard, right? Like, you ARE actually retarded. It's not good."
😭 "Well at least you-"
Hym "See that's you being retarded. Like, it's not good for you to be like that. It's just as bad as the religion. You're afflicted. You grasp as sanity that eludes you."
Hym "Really, you are crying and shit. Like, I'm dying. Not crying. YOU... Aren't persuasive enough to win an election... You don't feel like you have to persuade anyone."
😭 "But the misogyny! And the racism!"
Hym "You aren't reasonable on those topics... Like... AT ALL... I told you... That what you were doing... Was not working... And then I told you want to do... To avoid this outcome... And now you're crying... You have to know that you're some kind of retard, right? Like, you ARE actually retarded. It's not good."
😭 "Well at least you-"
Hym "See that's you being retarded. Like, it's not good for you to be like that. It's just as bad as the religion. You're afflicted. You grasp as sanity that eludes you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 1, 2023

by vizelt April 23, 2024

by Rin-dog April 5, 2011

When AJ calls your crying because the girl he likes disses him… Then can’t admit he cried to a group of friends because he thinks it makes him less then.
by Aj is a cry baby November 11, 2022
