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Crying

Like what the fuck are you crying for? I'm actively dying and you have to not get raw dogged by every fat cock cock you meet? People you don't actually care about have to... Go be to their own country? What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. You have to on some level know that you are both delusional and bad, right?
😭 "I'm still the good one. I'm still the good one. They'll see how right I was. I'm still the good one. It wasn't me. I was just the economy. It wasn't me. I'm still the good one." 😭

Hym "Really, you are crying and shit. Like, I'm dying. Not crying. YOU... Aren't persuasive enough to win an election... You don't feel like you have to persuade anyone."

😭 "But the misogyny! And the racism!"

Hym "You aren't reasonable on those topics... Like... AT ALL... I told you... That what you were doing... Was not working... And then I told you want to do... To avoid this outcome... And now you're crying... You have to know that you're some kind of retard, right? Like, you ARE actually retarded. It's not good."

😭 "Well at least you-"

Hym "See that's you being retarded. Like, it's not good for you to be like that. It's just as bad as the religion. You're afflicted. You grasp as sanity that eludes you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2024
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Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018
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Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 1, 2023
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i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation
Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...
by vizelt April 23, 2024
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subway-style crying

A random outburst of crying for no real reason.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Nothing, just some subway-style crying.
by Rin-dog April 5, 2011
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Cry Baby

When AJ calls your crying because the girl he likes disses him… Then can’t admit he cried to a group of friends because he thinks it makes him less then.
AJ is a cry baby
by Aj is a cry baby November 11, 2022
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Crying Irl

very sad and depurshun
raymond made me start crying irl
by BaconPog June 20, 2021
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