Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Crunchy Nuggets

A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets

Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!

by OREE'er October 24, 2007

Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 29, 2011

crutcher

A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.

Look at David, he is such a crutcher.
Look at him on Facebook looking up girls...he is a crutcher.

by cloud01 January 24, 2015

crunchka

a person who eats shit: a shit eater

Jake is a crunchka he likes his shit well-done.

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

Crunch Berry

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.

Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.

by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011

Crunchy Ears

mm crummch

George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg

by huyman seeb June 9, 2018