clown show

This is a expression used when some dumb asshole or assholes are trying to do something such as playing football in jeans and and poppped colars and it makes you wanna go over and beat the ever living shit out of them.

Guy A: Do you see those fucking dickheads over there?
Guy B: Yea what a fucking clown show!

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

clown juice

A lousy, girly, or otherwise ridiculous drink ordered at a bar by a heterosexual male.

Jesus christ you homo, if you order another round of that clown juice for the table I'm going to break your face.

by Evan W. July 7, 2005

clown down

verb
1. to have a good time and act crazy in a way you generally would not act; to act a fool; to be silly with your crew. Generally, to enjoy yourself like you used to around the same group of people, and entertain each other acting silly without feeling the need to impress anyone.

"I can't wait 'til my posse comes to visit me next week, we gon' clown down the whole time."

by HeatMiser_SC January 2, 2012

clown fart

A completely random sentence, or verse, with no validity.

"The Hakshoome toy recycling, and plastic fork manufacturing plant in Alberta." is a clown fart.

by Grim Realisation October 4, 2009

clown nigger

someone that acts immaturely or as though they have autism.

Stop preaching for women's rights your acting like a clown nigger.

by The First Noel October 16, 2006

clown baby

a whore who wears a lot of makeup

that elizabeth sure is a clown baby

by Warn the den. January 15, 2009

Clown Dick

1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade

Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."

by A Wiener May 10, 2013